Because you being uniquely you will allow the people you interact with to feel comfortable being uniquely them — perhaps for the first time in their lives. There is no more authentic way to connect and no greater gift to give. While a few were fun to write, many of them were not easy for me to publish. That will take about 3 minutes.
If the state, city, or county knows that you exist, you will get a summons to appear for jury duty at least several times in your life. But how do you get out of your civic duty of being a jury for one of your peers? Try on some of these excuses for size.
“Be honestly and unapologetically you. Because you being uniquely you will allow the people you interact with to feel comfortable being uniquely them – perhaps for the first time in their lives. There is no more authentic way to connect and no greater gift to give.” – Scott Dinsmore An. Funny Excuses For Not Doing Homework I was always a good, on-time, A-B student who always had his homework ready to present as the class bell rang. I can't remember a time I needed an excuse for not having it prepared. Jun 03, · say your dog ate your homework so you had to take him/her to the vet because they started puking after and they got really sick that they died and your grandma went to bingo and never came back and you had to look all day for her but later the police informed you that she ran away to Columbia with your yoga instructor and this morning Status: Resolved.
Request a date change — You can probably safely get a date of service change just by asking the court. Have a baby or an elderly person at home — The primary caregiver for either a baby or an elderly person can usually get out of jury duty pretty easily.
Sold your car AND your bike? Ask for a date change. Get a note from your doctor — Notes from your doctor can get you out of all sorts of appointments and commitments.
You pay for insurance or doctor visits, so be sure to use them to your advantage. Is your long-lost Uncle a cop? Some lawyers may not want someone close to law enforcement to sit on their jury. Get drunk before you show up — Risky? But alcoholics who are drunk at 8am will probably be sent home early.
Be biased — Be biased against the crime, the location, the race of the perp, the color of the rug in the courtroom.
Admittedly biased people have no place on a jury. Spill your darkest secrets to the lawyers — Ever been the victim of a crime that could sway your opinion of the case at hand? Be sure to let them know about it.
Buddhists get off jury duty — My friend, a Buddhist, has gotten off jury duty 3 times just by being Buddhists. I am sure there are clauses in other religions that could also be used.
Be a student — If jury duty could affect your grades or your chance at graduation, you can probably get out of serving just by asking.
Moved out of the county asking you to serve lately? And finally, a last ditch effort? That should do the trick if all else fails. Have you gotten out of jury duty before? While we should all be willing to do our duty and serve if we can, sometimes you just need a way out.
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Do keep in mind that, even if you use what you think is a good excuse, being dishonest can cost you your job if you're caught. Don't think that your employer won't check up on you. They typically will not, but there is always a chance they will. 61 Funny excuses for not doing homework Opinion by ilovetech29 posted over a year ago.
just got this while browsing the net 1.I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it. 2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.
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